Sunday, December 13, 2009

Search Term Hilarity

So, google analytics is awesome, because it lets me see how many of you come visit, what you come for, and how long you stay. The most popular, by far are people looking for things made with adzuki beans and people who want to know about the blonde children of the corn (except that the Children of the Corn aren't blonde. thats the Village of the Damned kids. just FYI).

But, every once in a while something completely mysterious and awesome comes up, like this:

don't have a monobrow but something close to it that is bad

I'm guessing he somehow got here because of this post on But, what really gets to me is the tone of desperation. I wish I could help, I really do. Unfortunately the best I can do is to advise him to seek the help of a professional, or else, just curl up on the couch with some rice krispie treats...


nancy said...

I saw Village of the Damned when I was a kid and it scared the crap out of me. I still remember the phrase, "Just keep thinking of a brick wall." Have you rented it yet?

Field Notes said...

Awesome. My best weird search term is "how to collect dog semen."


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