So, google analytics is awesome, because it lets me see how many of you come visit, what you come for, and how long you stay. The most popular, by far are people looking for things made with adzuki beans and people who want to know about the blonde children of the corn (except that the Children of the Corn aren't blonde. thats the Village of the Damned kids. just FYI).
But, every once in a while something completely mysterious and awesome comes up, like this:
don't have a monobrow but something close to it that is bad
I'm guessing he somehow got here because of this post on monobrow.com. But, what really gets to me is the tone of desperation. I wish I could help, I really do. Unfortunately the best I can do is to advise him to seek the help of a professional, or else, just curl up on the couch with some rice krispie treats...