I recently went to Miami, where I have never been before. Although there are lots of things I could be reporting on, one of the main things I found enticing and hilarious about the city (besides the fact that it was 70 and humid in early January, besides the fact I heard MORE THAN ONE skinny lost person dressed in something sparkly casually asking for directions to a super fancy designer store, and besides the fact that I live in LA and I STILL thought everyone looked excessively tan) was that every single thing was in pastels. I thought it was just kind of a stereotype. But, no, apparently not. As a case in point, I offer this lifeguard stand, which as you will see is really, really, really, snazzy.