So. I have a confession.
I like english muffins. A lot.
So, when I was having some delicious soup for dinner, what did I want to have to go with it? An english muffin! but of course. What could be better. I had recently purchased a delicious package of wheaty muffins, and had eaten one the day before. While heating the soup, I went to the package to get out the second muffin, but something was amiss. Initially, I thought maybe there was something strange going on, like an accident at the muffin factory.
(oh, so naive)
Then, with a rush of horror I realized, there was not an accident, not at all. Someone... (wait for it...)... SOMEONE had gotten to my muffins before I had (now, bear in mind other than my little tub o'love Charlotte, I live alone).
This someone didn't just "get to" the muffins... this someone TOOK A BITE OUT OF my muffin. Like, took it out of the pack at the store, took a giant bite, and then decided 'eh! not for me'.
Who does that? Like really really who? (and further, what kind of security is going on at Ralphs that would enable this scandal to pass unnoticed).