Public Service Announcement: Puffed Brown Rice

In case you are ever wondering, putting brown rice in your air-pop popcorn maker (circa 1985) will not, in fact, result in homemade puffed rice. It will, however, result in a hurricane of hard dry rice flinging itself into every nook and cranny of your kitchen and into your face.

I'm just glad I didn't start this experiment with the quinoa, which was going to be Phase 2.